Top Cringiest Bumble App Screenshots of the Week (May 6, 2023)

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elina lee
May 6, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

If there's one thing about us and dating apps - we have a love-hate relationship. On the one hand, dating apps are the epitome of all evil. While they claim to have been created for love and romance, in today's day and age - it's more of a hookup app. But don't get us wrong because while we love to dump on dating apps, we love to swipe through them even more.

And when you really think about it, there are plenty of dating app success stories. Be it Bumble, Hinge, OkCupid, or even… Tinder. Though it doesn't stop there. Dating apps like Bumble are perfect for brave women who love making the first move (couldn't be us but all hats to ya). We personally love them for the ego boost and chaos. 

Speaking of Chaos… today we're bringing you our weekly list of the top cringiest Bumble screenshots we've seen this week. May the chaos begin. 

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  • 01

    'I like how he went from no hard feelings to I’m pushing the age limit'

    Font - I guess we will just have to have a long bumble courtship I'm dating to be married btw No hard feelings, if that's not what you are after. Thank you for making that clear, I'm not at that point currently so I will not waste your time. I do hope you find someone soon Yikes. No worries. I will. I'm 6"4, make over 100k a year. Good bye You better hurry up btw, you are pushing that age limit. Aa All good I'm not looking to have kids either so I'm solid. I still look like I'm 20 so age isn't a
    via u/Latter-One7064

    The audacity of some people. Like… what on earth could make someone think that this is okay in any shape or form ??

  • 02

    'wtf are we supposed to gather from this??'

    Flash photography - ≡5 bumble = di
    via u/Ten7850

    Looking for their unicorn?…

  • 03

    'Sooo tempted!!'

    Rectangle - Undergraduate Degree NL HOWL AT THE MOON MOON AT THE MOON About me I'm Not interested in small talks and being a step-mom I require 24/7 attention!! I have trust issue and will need access to your phone & email
    via u/AlexVader78
  • 04

    'Dripping in emotional intelligence.'

    Product - 11:49 Not local John I'm 53 years old, i own my own condo in s, i have a great job, i've never been married, no children, and i'm looking for a special woman to settle down with. 11:36 AM Today Good morning John, how was your weekend? Just in case Aa Not really...how about you and John Not local ha male drip nal intelliger Do you make it up to with any frequency? GIF
    via u/FlyFlirtyandFifty
  • 05
    Font - alpha male dripping in emotional intelligence..
    via u/FlyFlirtyandFifty
  • 06

    'I don’t think it’s Bumbles fault…'

    Font - About me I wish I was 33, I'm really 38. Thanks Bumble!
    via u/thesuitelife2010
  • 07

    'What exactly does this mean?'

    Font - ||| bumble I will never shut up about... the decline of true masculinity and femininity in society
    via u/djsup3rs0ak69
  • 08

    'I’m sorry, what are you looking for exactly?'

    Font - About me I'm married yall, apologies. not looking g for the next one, tryong to fix this one but he might be broken. he never got the memo on how to keep his wife happy. marriage is genuinely hard. advice?? My basics 5' 2" Never Active My interests Gym Never Something casual Have and don't want more & Gemini Spiritual Mindfulness In college Beaches Woman Therapy Deep chats
    via u/Packet_Hauler
  • 09

    'And I thought I over share'

    Communication Device - |||| Nursing 2019 About me I hump my plushies My basics 5' 4" Sober bumble 4 My interests Art Dancing Active Relationship Moderate Socially Other Design Ⓒ26:51 Crafts In college Don't want & Leo Woman Make-up 69
    via u/Immrlonely98
  • 10

    'Defeats the purpose right?'

    Font - New here Emilia, 20 O About me I will not message a man first :') if we match it's up to you <3 My insta My basics 176 cm Sometimes Undergraduate degree & Leo My interests Q Cooking Deep chats Rap Woman Pizza
    via u/Snoo5161
  • 11

    'I'm not bitter....'

    Font - ||| e ice About me I'm looking for a batshit crazy, possessive, jealous, know it all who judges everyone and thinks they are better than everyone. Extra points if bumble My basics 5'10" you're unappreciative of good men and like to spend money and time on meaningless things. & Man Active & Virgo Undergraduate degree Don't know yet = 69 Sc
    via u/RedEyeFlightToOZ
  • 12

    'didn’t expect i’d vibe with someone over phineas and ferb songs'

    Rectangle - Today It's meant to be if... If you have a list of your top 5 Phineas and Ferb songs gitchee gitchee goo those boys are evil agent p backyard beach simp Hahaha, Simp should be top Ok here's mine Simp Gitchee Gitchee Ain't got the rhythm Aglet Busted/ come home perry 11:15 AM
    via u/alphagamer619
  • 13

    'not even a day of chatting...'

    Font - Dereted member I'm being extra no worries Haha ok no deals Dang it, I was hoping to get your signature Hey where did you learn your English? I'm going to erase this app already. I found you and I'm happy. Don't really like that vibe of these dating apps but you have honestly been the best part of it. Here is my number: I'm from USA please add me. I only want to talk to you Not joking or over exaggerating. If you cannot find me there my full name is A I found what I wanted. Not to sound to
    via u/soydumplingg
  • 14

    'And we were getting on so well…'

    Font - I know the feeling! Broke my ankle 4 years ago had 2 operations! A my dad was a wi cleaner... good on ya! Hard work! I work for myself too, am a copywriter (when I get the work haha) For fun I love to ride my motorbike- although not been on her for a year as I broke my leg last April and it's been a looooong recovery! I win then Aa Today U win if u show me ur (.)(.) Ooof ouch..! I've had four ops on it so far... fingers crossed I won't need anymore!! (Do I win?! Haha) GIF 99 +
    via u/chubbygalinnnorfolk
  • 15

    'Fella’s I’m crushed'

    Font - 12:46 Today If I could have a superpower it'd be... not quite a superpower... I love cooking but I often wish I had the microwave from spykids that gives you any food you're craving at the push of a button loool Okay, I bought the boost just to undo my clumsy left swipe on you. No one has triggered my childhood dream memory like this before and that's a vibe Hahah I'm flattered! Also hell yes, wouldn't it be amazing!? Sadly I'm headed on a train back to soon U Delivered 12:01
    via u/Silential
  • 16

    'That's a heck of an attention grabber'

    Eyelash - ES New here ), 31 bumble 0|1
    via u/clance2598
  • 17

    'What do I reply to this'

    Font - You matched! Here's your hint to help your matches make the first move. Ask me about... food C Today Hey What kind of food do you eat? It better be me ...
    via u/OkDraw8445

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